Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
