went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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