Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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