4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
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This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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