how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
