why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
The power of my boobs compel you
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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