The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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