Sry I called you an 8
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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