It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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