So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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