One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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