glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
