I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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