You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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