So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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