no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
ttyl tear gas
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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