i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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