GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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