If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
My vagina is officially offended.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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