he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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