And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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