its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
