lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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