You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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