Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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