you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
nutella sex= disaster
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I am naked and annoyed.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
