Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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