sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
