I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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