We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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