Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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