sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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