How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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