No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
did i just pee glitter
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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