Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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