He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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