Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She swung at the pinata with crutches
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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