Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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