He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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