According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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