Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
