So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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