Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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