Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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