In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Randomize
