so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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