I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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