Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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