By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
