Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
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