Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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